I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button. Well, let's get going with more dirty pick up lines! Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.10. I'll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.12.
If having lunch is like having sex, could I have lunch with you?
The word of the day is legs; why don't you come to my house and spread the word.39.
I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.79.
I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.78.
You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.5.
I could hear your c*ck talking and it just told me to blow you.... Dirty pick up lines are for all year - even holidays! If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
F*** me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me...86. I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.89.
Hump is the subject today, would it be a noun or a verb when you put it on me?
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.27.