She’s a pop figure, so why wouldn’t she try to be a pop star?But why couldn’t she also, though, have a thing for Hippos in Tanks records?“I had so many other days planned for you/I still looked forward to talking to you/I still pictured us together, you and I forever” — sung through what sounds like sobs on “The Phone Call That Changed My Life”.
But this assumption is also colored by the fact that she’s a celebrity synonymous with “celebrity,” the kind invoked to illustrate “what’s wrong with society,” someone who got famous just for having a kid young and not for the “talents” on display on her record.
It says “Farrah is ready and open to receive love.” Farrah whisper cries Patti goes off with her panel of assistants to interview a gaggle of men.
She says she’s looking for someone who looks like Farrah’s celebrity crush, the rapper Gemini, but also someone who is preferably Christian and okay with Farrah’s adult entertainment “past.”They do interview one guy who looks like Gemini but who is batshit crazy. His name was Shondo and he was a cage fighter who referred to himself as a “male lion.” He had two baby mamas, so assistant Candace asks how much he must be paying in child support.
"We would have definitely probably gotten married and got to experience all of those things in a marriage and let that blossom," she said.
I didn’t know who Farrah Abraham was until a friend posted, in amazement, that she’d made an incredibly bizarre pop album in 2012.